{"id":20,"date":"2007-03-02T11:49:31","date_gmt":"2007-03-02T18:49:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=20"},"modified":"2007-03-02T11:49:31","modified_gmt":"2007-03-02T18:49:31","slug":"bath-time-conversations-aka-reading-is-bad-bad-bad-for-impressionable-minds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=20","title":{"rendered":"Bath-time conversations (aka, reading is bad bad bad for impressionable minds)"},"content":{"rendered":"

N: “God, Jesus, The Devil, and Buddha”
\nT: “God, Jesus, Kokopelli, and Nothing!”
\nN: “No, T, it’s God, Jesus, The Devil, and Buddha!”
\nT: “No, it isn’t.”<\/p>\n

…slight pause…<\/p>\n

N: “Mama, is kokopelli a friend of buddha’s? how do you know if you haven’t read that in a book?”<\/p>\n

…yet another pause…<\/p>\n

N: “Mama, aren’t God, Jesus, and Buddha religious customs?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

N: “God, Jesus, The Devil, and Buddha” T: “God, Jesus, Kokopelli, and Nothing!” N: “No, T, it’s God, Jesus, The Devil, and Buddha!” T: “No, it isn’t.” …slight pause… N: “Mama, is kokopelli a friend of buddha’s? how do you … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}