{"id":21,"date":"2007-03-04T12:36:38","date_gmt":"2007-03-04T19:36:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=21"},"modified":"2007-03-04T12:36:38","modified_gmt":"2007-03-04T19:36:38","slug":"glad-weve-got-this-figured-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=21","title":{"rendered":"Glad we&#8217;ve got this figured out."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>4-y-o T: N, I&#8217;ll tell you what a ghost is.<br \/>\n8-y-o N: What?<br \/>\nT: A ghost is white.  You&#8217;re not white.<br \/>\nN: Neither are you.<br \/>\nN &#038; T, discoveringly:  We&#8217;re not ghosts, then!<\/p>\n<p>(earlier, in the bath, they were playing some sort of game that involved a cyclops hurling rocks onto a ship (from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mythweb.com\/odyssey\/\">The Odyssey<\/a>), with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wsu.edu\/~dee\/MESO\/GILG.HTM\">Gilgamesh<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Enkidu\">Enkidu<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Donkey_Kong\">Donkey Kong<\/a> steering the ship after the captain was killed by the boulders.  I think there were some other characters involved, but I was laughing too hard to tell&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>4-y-o T: N, I&#8217;ll tell you what a ghost is. 8-y-o N: What? T: A ghost is white. You&#8217;re not white. N: Neither are you. N &#038; T, discoveringly: We&#8217;re not ghosts, then! (earlier, in the bath, they were playing &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=21\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}