{"id":22,"date":"2007-03-14T19:05:53","date_gmt":"2007-03-15T02:05:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=22"},"modified":"2007-03-14T19:05:53","modified_gmt":"2007-03-15T02:05:53","slug":"clearly-im-a-five-star-cook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=22","title":{"rendered":"Clearly I&#8217;m a five-star cook."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me:  Did you eat your quiche?<br \/>\nN: Quiche?  What quiche?  I didn&#8217;t have any quiche!<br \/>\nMe:  Yes you did!  It was on your plate and now it&#8217;s not.  I&#8217;m pretty sure you ate it.<br \/>\nN:  I don&#8217;t think so.<br \/>\n(I get him another piece, and hand it directly to him.)<br \/>\nN:  I ate the quiche.  I thought it was a hot dog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Did you eat your quiche? N: Quiche? What quiche? I didn&#8217;t have any quiche! Me: Yes you did! It was on your plate and now it&#8217;s not. I&#8217;m pretty sure you ate it. N: I don&#8217;t think so. (I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=22\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}