Saying something we’ve all been feeling lately: “Papa, I wish you didn’t work so much. Because then you could do stuff with us more often.”<\/p>\n
While on the toilet: “I’m pooping out food that I ate. Why does poop stink when the food doesn’t? The poop is swimming through the water. If it gets plugged up then we’ll have to use a plunger. That’s why we’ve got them. And you’ve got nail clippers to clip your toes, or fingers. And this bathtub is to wash you, to bathe in too.”<\/p>\n
(earlier in the day, to me: “You look like a witch. You look really old. Which is funny, because you really aren’t.”)<\/p>\n
T: “Tell me all the compound words you know.”
\nMe: “Uh, there’s a lot.”
\nT: “Tell me them. Tell me the ones that you KNOW.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Saying something we’ve all been feeling lately: “Papa, I wish you didn’t work so much. Because then you could do stuff with us more often.” While on the toilet: “I’m pooping out food that I ate. Why does poop stink … Continue reading