{"id":24,"date":"2007-04-06T15:59:09","date_gmt":"2007-04-06T22:59:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=24"},"modified":"2007-04-06T15:59:09","modified_gmt":"2007-04-06T22:59:09","slug":"hairs-are-being-split-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=24","title":{"rendered":"Hairs are being split here…"},"content":{"rendered":"

8-y-o N, carrying the Family Fun Easter issue: Mama, did you get up in the middle of the night and hide the easter baskets?
\nMe: No. It’s not even Easter yet, silly child.
\nN: In past years did you?
\nMe: Honey, I try not to get up in the middle of the night for anything, unless you or your brother really really needs me.<\/p>\n

Note how cleverly I avoided the real question without actually lying…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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