{"id":26,"date":"2007-04-24T16:37:43","date_gmt":"2007-04-24T23:37:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=26"},"modified":"2007-04-24T16:37:43","modified_gmt":"2007-04-24T23:37:43","slug":"its-easy-to-see-whose-kid-this-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=26","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s easy to see whose kid this is."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Trying to keep N happy during a dim-sum lunch at MuDu Noodles (yum!), I was having him figure out small words he could make from larger ones.  (You know, I&#8217;d give him &#8220;happiness&#8221; and he&#8217;d come up with sip, sin, nips, spin, etc.)  I gave him the word &#8220;traverse&#8221; and watched as he figured out four or five before giving up.  He whined that he couldn&#8217;t come up with any more, and I prompted him:<br \/>\nMe: What are junipers and pinons?  (Imagine the tilde over the &#8220;n&#8221; please &#8212; I don&#8217;t know how to make it show up.  Obviously I&#8217;m going for &#8220;tree&#8221; here.)<br \/>\nN, confusedly:  But there aren&#8217;t enough letters to make &#8220;conifer&#8221;, mom!<\/p>\n<p>(And yes, I have been informed that junipers aren&#8217;t actually conifers, as they have berries instead of cones.  You learn something every day.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trying to keep N happy during a dim-sum lunch at MuDu Noodles (yum!), I was having him figure out small words he could make from larger ones. (You know, I&#8217;d give him &#8220;happiness&#8221; and he&#8217;d come up with sip, sin, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=26\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}