{"id":28,"date":"2007-08-21T18:06:42","date_gmt":"2007-08-22T01:06:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=28"},"modified":"2007-08-21T18:06:42","modified_gmt":"2007-08-22T01:06:42","slug":"death-and-the-five-year-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=28","title":{"rendered":"Death and the five-year-old&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So T&#8217;s been thinking a lot about death lately, asking questions about why people and animals have to die, planning to plant a &#8220;memorial tree&#8221; for Grandpa Joe&#8217;s dog who died while we were visiting, etc.\u00c2\u00a0 A couple of days ago he said that he wants me to die in a million zillion years, and that he wants to be holding my hand when I do.<\/p>\n<p>How sweet &#8212; and pathetic &#8212; is that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So T&#8217;s been thinking a lot about death lately, asking questions about why people and animals have to die, planning to plant a &#8220;memorial tree&#8221; for Grandpa Joe&#8217;s dog who died while we were visiting, etc.\u00c2\u00a0 A couple of days &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=28\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}