{"id":31,"date":"2007-09-12T13:27:07","date_gmt":"2007-09-12T20:27:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=31"},"modified":"2007-09-12T13:27:07","modified_gmt":"2007-09-12T20:27:07","slug":"the-things-we-overhear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=31","title":{"rendered":"The things we overhear&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>5-y-o T:\u00c2\u00a0 N, are you gonna die?\u00c2\u00a0 Are you gonna die?<\/p>\n<p>8-y-o N: I don&#8217;t know.\u00c2\u00a0 But I know that you&#8217;re stuck to me.<\/p>\n<p>T: And I can&#8217;t get away!\u00c2\u00a0 Ha ha ha ha!<\/p>\n<p>(later)<\/p>\n<p>T: N, will you please read this to me?\u00c2\u00a0 Will you please read this to me?\u00c2\u00a0 READ THIS TO ME!\u00c2\u00a0 &#8230; Read doesn&#8217;t mean play, it means read.\u00c2\u00a0 Will you please read this to me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5-y-o T:\u00c2\u00a0 N, are you gonna die?\u00c2\u00a0 Are you gonna die? 8-y-o N: I don&#8217;t know.\u00c2\u00a0 But I know that you&#8217;re stuck to me. T: And I can&#8217;t get away!\u00c2\u00a0 Ha ha ha ha! (later) T: N, will you please &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=31\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}