{"id":33,"date":"2007-10-02T18:02:05","date_gmt":"2007-10-03T01:02:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=33"},"modified":"2007-10-02T18:02:05","modified_gmt":"2007-10-03T01:02:05","slug":"ill-bet-hes-not-an-alligator-either","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=33","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll bet he&#8217;s not an alligator, either."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>T: See you soon, you big baboon!<br \/>\nMe: You&#8217;re the baboon.<br \/>\nT: No!  Baboons have red bottoms.  Actually they&#8217;re naked.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>T: See you soon, you big baboon! Me: You&#8217;re the baboon. T: No! Baboons have red bottoms. Actually they&#8217;re naked.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}