{"id":36,"date":"2008-01-24T12:14:53","date_gmt":"2008-01-24T19:14:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=36"},"modified":"2008-01-24T12:15:10","modified_gmt":"2008-01-24T19:15:10","slug":"in-the-middle-of-a-fight-at-the-top-of-their-lungs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=36","title":{"rendered":"In the middle of a fight, at the top of their lungs."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>N to T: NO WAY, JOSE.&nbsp; Go jump off a duck.<br \/>T to N:&nbsp; That&#8217;s silly, what you just said.&nbsp; And where is that duck anyway?<br \/>N to T:&nbsp; It&#8217;s invisible.&nbsp; That&#8217;s why you can&#8217;t see it.&nbsp; Go jump off it.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p class=\"poweredbyperformancing\">Powered by <a href=\"http:\/\/scribefire.com\/\">ScribeFire<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N to T: NO WAY, JOSE.&nbsp; Go jump off a duck.T to N:&nbsp; That&#8217;s silly, what you just said.&nbsp; And where is that duck anyway?N to T:&nbsp; It&#8217;s invisible.&nbsp; That&#8217;s why you can&#8217;t see it.&nbsp; Go jump off it. Powered &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=36\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}