{"id":38,"date":"2008-03-10T12:55:09","date_gmt":"2008-03-10T19:55:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=38"},"modified":"2008-04-08T10:37:31","modified_gmt":"2008-04-08T17:37:31","slug":"n-on-his-dads-gorillapod","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=38","title":{"rendered":"N, on his dad’s GorillaPod"},"content":{"rendered":"

“It’s just like a spider that lost five legs.”<\/p>\n

Uh, yeah, kid. JUST like.<\/p>\n

(For the uninitiated, these<\/a> are GorillaPods.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“It’s just like a spider that lost five legs.” Uh, yeah, kid. JUST like. (For the uninitiated, these are GorillaPods.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}