{"id":42,"date":"2008-05-30T17:08:50","date_gmt":"2008-05-31T00:08:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=42"},"modified":"2008-05-30T17:08:53","modified_gmt":"2008-05-31T00:08:53","slug":"from-the-mouths-of-babes-okay-really-9-year-olds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"From the mouths of babes&#8230; (Okay, really 9-year-olds)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me, to Peter:  You&#8217;re SO funny.<br \/>Peter, to N:  You see, N, she thinks I&#8217;m funny.<br \/>Me, to N:  What he neglected to mention is that that was SARCASM.<br \/>N, to both of us:  I think you two shouldn&#8217;t play with sarcasm.  Sarcasm is a dangerous weapon, you know.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me, to Peter: You&#8217;re SO funny.Peter, to N: You see, N, she thinks I&#8217;m funny.Me, to N: What he neglected to mention is that that was SARCASM.N, to both of us: I think you two shouldn&#8217;t play with sarcasm. Sarcasm &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=42\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}