{"id":54,"date":"2008-11-24T09:31:20","date_gmt":"2008-11-24T16:31:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=54"},"modified":"2008-11-24T09:31:20","modified_gmt":"2008-11-24T16:31:20","slug":"this-is-how-the-english-language-evolves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=54","title":{"rendered":"This is how the English language evolves&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We were going to the kids&#8217; viola\/in recital this weekend, and I told T that I loved the building it was going to be in (a 1911 theater, the Scottish Rite Center) &#8212; especially the ceiling, which has star-shaped lights and is painted with clouds.  He grumped at me, &#8220;That&#8217;s because you&#8217;re an audient.  I can&#8217;t even pay attention to it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me:  An audient?<\/p>\n<p>T:  Yeah, the audients always get to see things, but the people who are playing have to concentrate on the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebooksmileysemoticons.com\/music-notes-hearts-and-other-symbols-in-facebook-status-and-chat\/\" alt=\"music <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebooksmileysemoticons.com\/symbols-characters\/\" alt=\"symbols characters\" title=\"symbols characters\">symbols<\/a> for facebook&#8221; title=&#8221;music <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebooksmileysemoticons.com\/symbols-characters\/\" alt=\"symbols characters\" title=\"symbols characters\">symbols<\/a> for facebook&#8221;>music<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Me:  The audience does have an advantage, doesn&#8217;t it?  \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We were going to the kids&#8217; viola\/in recital this weekend, and I told T that I loved the building it was going to be in (a 1911 theater, the Scottish Rite Center) &#8212; especially the ceiling, which has star-shaped lights &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=54\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}