{"id":56,"date":"2008-11-24T09:47:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-24T16:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=56"},"modified":"2008-11-24T09:47:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-24T16:47:00","slug":"this-is-why-most-olympic-events-take-place-outdoors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=56","title":{"rendered":"This is why most Olympic events take place outdoors&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The boys came down stairs looking very disturbed and told us that they&#8217;d been practicing javelin with a broom (????) and now there&#8217;s a hole in the wall (??????!!!!!!!!!).  We mentioned that it&#8217;s generally not a good idea to practice javelin inside and that indeed that does go against our &#8220;don&#8217;t throw hard things inside&#8221; rule and T says, crestfallen, &#8220;Oh, I forgot.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Do I even need to ask who in the world would have come up with the idea of (a) practicing javelin with a broom, and (b) doing so INDOORS?  Is it something that goes along with being a boy?  I mean, geeez! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The boys came down stairs looking very disturbed and told us that they&#8217;d been practicing javelin with a broom (????) and now there&#8217;s a hole in the wall (??????!!!!!!!!!). We mentioned that it&#8217;s generally not a good idea to practice &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=56\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}