{"id":6,"date":"2006-10-24T16:27:11","date_gmt":"2006-10-24T23:27:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=6"},"modified":"2006-10-24T16:29:58","modified_gmt":"2006-10-24T23:29:58","slug":"cows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=6","title":{"rendered":"Cows."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>T has decided Pepper, our dog, is his cow, and is trying to herd her into a &#8220;cage&#8221; that he made.  (He tried, and failed, to lasso her earlier.  She thought it was much fun.)  He&#8217;s walking back and forth to the &#8220;cage&#8221;, trying to get Pepper to follow, saying &#8220;Pepper!  In, in, IN PEPPER!  Pepper, come in!  Cow, cow, cow!  Follow me in, Cow!&#8221;  N, who is almost 8, tells him that we don&#8217;t put cows in cages; they belong in barns.  T says that we do put PET cows in cages.  Hard to argue with, he is.<\/p>\n<p>(FTR, yes, they do know that meat comes from animals.  T tells us, whenever we have chicken, that the chickens died so we could eat them.  Sometimes he says they died happily, which we&#8217;re not so sure about.  We don&#8217;t make a big deal about the animal\/meat connection, though, because N is the sort who would turn veg if he thought too much about it and I just don&#8217;t want to go there yet.  Because it is, of course, all about me.)<\/p>\n<p>Did I ever mention that I never thought I&#8217;d need to say things like &#8220;Please don&#8217;t break that, and don&#8217;t break your brother either!&#8221;?  Oy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>T has decided Pepper, our dog, is his cow, and is trying to herd her into a &#8220;cage&#8221; that he made. (He tried, and failed, to lasso her earlier. She thought it was much fun.) He&#8217;s walking back and forth &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=6\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}