{"id":62,"date":"2009-03-25T17:14:55","date_gmt":"2009-03-26T00:14:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=62"},"modified":"2009-03-25T17:14:55","modified_gmt":"2009-03-26T00:14:55","slug":"its-good-to-know-im-useful-for-something","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=62","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s good to know I&#8217;m useful for SOMETHING."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me to 6-y-o T:  T, go play outside.<br \/>\nT, about his brother: N doesn&#8217;t want to.<br \/>\nDH to T: What if you didn&#8217;t have a brother?  Would you never go outside?<br \/>\nT to DH, in his typical non-sequitur way of arguing: What if you didn&#8217;t have a wife?<br \/>\nDH: Then you wouldn&#8217;t be here.<br \/>\nT: And <em>you<\/em> wouldn&#8217;t have a house, or at least not as much of a house.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me to 6-y-o T: T, go play outside. T, about his brother: N doesn&#8217;t want to. DH to T: What if you didn&#8217;t have a brother? Would you never go outside? T to DH, in his typical non-sequitur way of &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=62\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=62"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=62"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=62"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=62"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}