{"id":66,"date":"2009-06-08T19:24:35","date_gmt":"2009-06-09T02:24:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=66"},"modified":"2009-07-10T12:05:04","modified_gmt":"2009-07-10T19:05:04","slug":"presidents-of-the-united-states-according-to-a-six-year-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=66","title":{"rendered":"Presidents of the United States, according to a six-year-old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>T, talking about a ruler that lists and shows pictures of all the presidents: &#8220;The president at the very end of that ruler is Aquabomba.  The very first one is Washington.  And the twelfth one, or the thirteenth one I believe, is Lincoln.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Barack Obama.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>T: &#8220;Yeah, Aqua Bomba.  Barack Obama.  And the first one, George Washington.  And the thirteenth one, Lincoln.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>T, talking about a ruler that lists and shows pictures of all the presidents: &#8220;The president at the very end of that ruler is Aquabomba. The very first one is Washington. And the twelfth one, or the thirteenth one I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=66\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=66"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions\/70"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=66"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=66"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=66"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}