{"id":76,"date":"2009-10-07T09:04:05","date_gmt":"2009-10-07T16:04:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=76"},"modified":"2009-10-07T09:04:05","modified_gmt":"2009-10-07T16:04:05","slug":"i-dont-think-thats-what-they-go-to-school-to-learn-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/?p=76","title":{"rendered":"I don’t think that’s what they go to school to learn, no."},"content":{"rendered":"

So I’m singing the TMBG song “I am a paleontologist” while making breakfast, and T comes over and says: “I am a meteorologist.”
\nMe: “What’s a meteorologist study?” (We’d had a conversation a few days ago about how meteorologists don’t study meteors, but study weather instead…)
\nT: “Things that fall from the sky.”
\nMe: “Like?”
\nT: “PLANES!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So I’m singing the TMBG song “I am a paleontologist” while making breakfast, and T comes over and says: “I am a meteorologist.” Me: “What’s a meteorologist study?” (We’d had a conversation a few days ago about how meteorologists don’t … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tabloyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}