Well, a seven-year-old’s jokes; the jokes themselves are newly minted.<\/p>\n
N: Why did the hotdog cross his diet?<\/p>\n
Me: Uh, I don’t know. Why?<\/p>\n
N: Because somebody had turned it into a hotdog-eating human and so it ate itself because it had been a hotdog!<\/p>\n
(pause)<\/p>\n
N: Pretty good joke, huh? I told the punchline!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Well, a seven-year-old’s jokes; the jokes themselves are newly minted. N: Why did the hotdog cross his diet? Me: Uh, I don’t know. Why? N: Because somebody had turned it into a hotdog-eating human and so it ate itself because … Continue reading