In the middle of a fight, at the top of their lungs.

N to T: NO WAY, JOSE.  Go jump off a duck.
T to N:  That’s silly, what you just said.  And where is that duck anyway?
N to T:  It’s invisible.  That’s why you can’t see it.  Go jump off it.

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Enjoying life

N: What would be the fun of being alive if you couldn’t be obnoxious at least once a year?

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Politeness

Peter: You can be polite, you know.
T: Woopsies, I forgot about that.

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