I don’t think that’s what they go to school to learn, no.

So I’m singing the TMBG song “I am a paleontologist” while making breakfast, and T comes over and says: “I am a meteorologist.”
Me: “What’s a meteorologist study?” (We’d had a conversation a few days ago about how meteorologists don’t study meteors, but study weather instead…)
T: “Things that fall from the sky.”
Me: “Like?”
T: “PLANES!”

Contemplating dinner while camping at Grand Tetons

T: “I wouldn’t kill animals, because then there’d be nothing left to eat!”

Good to know…

T, explaining the difference between our body types: “You’re softer because you have more layers of flesh and blood than I do.”