Monthly Archives: August 2008

T, playing with his dad’s iPhone:  Too bad this doesn’t come with a stylish. (he means stylus, of course)

Just out of the shower, I stopped to give N (9, almost 10) a kiss.  He jumped away and said “Ewww!  I don’t like being touched by naked women!”

Peter:  Wasn’t it nice to have a good breakfast? T:  I’d rather have a hovercraft.

T, sitting on the toilet:  It sorta feels like my head gets smaller when I go poop. What could that mean except that his head resides up his butt?