Not necessarily an early adopter.

T, playing with his dad’s iPhone:  Too bad this doesn’t come with a stylish.

(he means stylus, of course)

Why do I think he might change his mind about this over the next several years?

Just out of the shower, I stopped to give N (9, almost 10) a kiss.  He jumped away and said “Ewww!  I don’t like being touched by naked women!”

Priorities

Peter:  Wasn’t it nice to have a good breakfast?

T:  I’d rather have a hovercraft.

Is this the proof we’ve been looking for all along?

T, sitting on the toilet:  It sorta feels like my head gets smaller when I go poop.
What could that mean except that his head resides up his butt?