Monthly Archives: April 2008

T (holding a bar of paper-wrapped soap): “Here, smell this, then think of something that’s stinky. Something that animals do.”Me: “Okay ….”T: “There’s some of that by the front door on the rug.”

Getting ready for the farmer’s market, I pull out my clothes. T, 5 years old, looks at me and excitedly says, “Are you going to wear a skirt?” “Yes, why?” I say, somewhat afraid that he will come out with … Continue reading →

“When I marry, then I’ll have children. My wife will nurse them, and I’ll go to the dump.” It’s good to set those expectations early.