So we’re talking with T this morning, and he’s challenging us to come up with words that start with certain letters. We start with “S”, and come up with silly and synchronicity and sarcasm and such. (My husband’s participating in this, if you can’t tell.) Then he says “Zebra”, and I say “That’s not an “s”, that’s a “z”.” My husband and I then start feebly coming up with Z words — zoo, zoological, zoology, uh, uh, uh. Then T says “Poop.” “That’s not a Z,” I say, “Poop is a ‘P’.”
T looks at me like I’m an idiot. “Poop isn’t pee! Poop is food! Pee is water!”
Eiwwwwe?